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abchannahxyz:

tastefullyoffensive:

After stewing in his emotions, emo veg comes to the conclusion that the root of the world’s problems is that people don’t seem to carrot all.[obvincognito/tabizine]

This is single handedly the best fucking pun joke I’ve ever seen on this damn website.

abchannahxyz:

tastefullyoffensive:

After stewing in his emotions, emo veg comes to the conclusion that the root of the world’s problems is that people don’t seem to carrot all.

[obvincognito/tabizine]

This is single handedly the best fucking pun joke I’ve ever seen on this damn website.

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i-am-anarchy:

linkondrugs:

father why

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mcdonaldsstaff:

people who scream when they see their friends at school

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(Source: nixoninajar, via clinteastwoocl)

Spencer Reid + season premiere (S1 - S9)

(Source: toyboxboy, via obsessivegublerdisorder)

idioticteen:

listening to your favorite band with your friend

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slomps:

slomps:

slomps:

Apparently if you saw yourself in person, you wouldn’t recognise yourself

So my biggest question is, WHAT THE FUCK do I look like

And do I look hot

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legshaving:

charlubby:

i know shipping can be a bit expensive sometimes but uh

where the hell are you shipping to the moon? 

legshaving:

charlubby:

i know shipping can be a bit expensive sometimes but uh

where the hell are you shipping to the moon? 

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doglets:

This shampoo was supposed to give my hair volume but I really can’t hear anything

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magic-bowtie-dreams-221b:

thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

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breadmaakesyoufat:

i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying

"oh no my potato"

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say-zar:

ruinedchildhood:

biggest plot twist in all of history

*patiently waits 34787894745 years for sequel*

(Source: 2000ish, via warmcrotch)

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

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